Joke -

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading abook, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boyasked why he wore his collar that way.The man, who was a priest,quit smoking now, said, ' I am a Father.'The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'The priest looked up from his book and answered 'I am theFather of many.'The boy said, 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and twograndchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way.'The priest, getting impatient, said, 'I am the Father ofhundreds,' and went back to reading his book.The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while,Herbal cigarettes, then leanedover and said, 'Maybe you should wear your pants backwardsinstead of your collar.'