2010年6月13日星期日
just got a joke, hehe
A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman ,纽约华人
>could go to choose from
>among many men, for her husband. It was laid out in
>five floors, with the
>men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended
>up the floors.
>
>The only rule was, once you opened the door to any
>floor, you must
>choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a
>floor, you couldn''t go
>back down except to leave the place.
>
>So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find
>men.
>First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men
>have jobs and love
>kids." The women read the sign and say "Well that''s
>better than not
>having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what''s
>further up?" So
>up they go.
>
>Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs,
>love kids, and
>are extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But,
>I wonder what's
>further up?".
>
>Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are
>extremely good
>looking, love kids and help with the housework.."
Wow!
>say women.
>Very tempting, BUT, there''s more further up!? And so
>again, they go up.
>
>Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love
>kids, are extremely
>good looking, help with the housework, and have a
>strong romantic streak.
>"Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be
>awaiting us further on! So
>up to the fifth floor they go.
>
>The sign on that door said "This floor is just to
>prove that women are
>impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have
>a nice day."
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