2010年6月13日星期日

just got a joke, hehe



A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman ,纽约华人

>could go to choose from

>among many men, for her husband. It was laid out in

>five floors, with the

>men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended



>up the floors.

>

>The only rule was, once you opened the door to any

>floor, you must

>choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a

>floor, you couldn''t go

>back down except to leave the place.

>

>So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find

>men.

>First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men

>have jobs and love

>kids." The women read the sign and say "Well that''s

>better than not

>having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what''s



>further up?" So

>up they go.

>

>Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs,

>love kids, and

>are extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But,



>I wonder what's

>further up?".

>

>Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are

>extremely good

>looking, love kids and help with the housework.."

Wow!

>say women.

>Very tempting, BUT, there''s more further up!? And so



>again, they go up.

>

>Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love

>kids, are extremely

>good looking, help with the housework, and have a

>strong romantic streak.

>"Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be

>awaiting us further on! So

>up to the fifth floor they go.

>

>The sign on that door said "This floor is just to

>prove that women are

>impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have



>a nice day."















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